Cornish Knockers Print

MagicPasty
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Cornish Knockers Print by MagicPasty.com.

Sold unframed.

Text reads: TRADITIONALLY CORNISH KNOCKERS LIVED DOWN TIN MINES BUT SINCE MOST OF THEM CLOSED THEY CAN BE FOUND LIVING IN JUST ABOUT ANY HABITAT. THEY SPEND MOST OF THEIR TIME MINING, EATING, FEASTING (LIKE EATING BUT BIGGER), EATING CRIB, EATING CROWST (OR CROUST), MAKING CLOTTED CRAME (CREAM), DRINKING TAY (TEA) AND WATCHING PROPERJOBS (CORNISH PEOPLE). THEIR MAIN FOODSTUFFS INCLUDE OGGIES (PASTIES), HEVVA CAKE, SAFFRON CAKE, SAFFRON BUNS, CLOTTED CRAME, SPLITS, RAW-FRY, THUNDER‘N’LIGHTNING, CLIDGEY-NICEY, TATTYS/TAYTEES (ROAST, BOILED, MASHED AND CHIPPED), JAMMY MAWS AND LIKKY PIE. THEIR SKIN IS INCREDIBLY TOUGH AND EACH KNOCKER HAS A VARYING DEGREE OF METAMORPHIC ABILITY WHICH IS USED FOR TRANSFORMING THEIR LIMBS INTO MINING TOOLS. KNOCKERS ALSO ENJOY CORNISH WRASSLIN (WRESTLING) AND HAVE THEIR OWN VERSION OF THE SPORT WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AS THE HUMAN VERSION BUT WITH MORE TEA BREAKS. CORNISH KNOCKERS ARE NEVER IMPRESSED BY SWEARING OR BAD TEMPERS AND TO SWEAR NEAR A KNOCKER IS SAID TO BRING BAD LUCK.

      • Printed on 220gsm Paper
      • FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING
      • A2, A3 and A4 options
      • Supplied Unframed
      • Original Design and illustration by MagicPasty
      • Designed and illustrated by a Cornishman in Cornwall.(Bleddy hellfire!)
      • Not Available anywhere else!
      • Semi-gloss and Matte Option
How to look after your exclusive and very Cornish magicPasty.com T-shirt

Now even though your new shirt is printed using a high quality Direct To Garment printing process the better you treat it, the longer it will last.

  • Wash Inside Out
  • Wash at 30 Degrees
  • Do Not Tumble Dry
  • Do Not Dry Clean
  • Do Not Wave in front of a bull
  • Do Not Wear As Pants (Unless As An Emergency)
How to look after your exclusive and very Cornish magicPasty.com Print

Now even though your new print is created using a high quality printing process the better you treat it, the longer it will last.

  • KEEP OUT OF DIRECT SUNLIGHT (this is the same for all artwork)
  • Do not get wet!
  • Keep under glass or acrylic. This helps prevent fading and protects from dust/dirt.
  • Do Not Attch to dartboard
  • Do Not Wave in front of a bull
  • Do Not Wear As Pants (Unless As An Emergency)
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  • M(38-40)
  • L(42-44)
  • XL(46-48)
  • XXL(48-50)

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